The Osculation Paradox
A young Starscream contemplates his paradoxical views on kissing. Especially where a certain scientist is concerned. Spoiler free. Many thanks to Draconia Snowmantle-Snape, Succubii, and Starfire201 for beta help.
Starscream had never seen much point in kissing. The pressing together of facial components seemed, at best, an antiquated custom. Something the likes of Graywing—chief mentor of Lore Studies at the Seekers Guild Institute—might get up to with the other two members of his trine. Not that Starscream even wanted to think about that. But certainly, kissing wasn't something worth bothering with if you were less than say, five hundred thousand vorns into your lifecycle.( Collapse )